nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

(via the-nicest-asshole)

idioticteen:

when a pube gets caught in your underwear in public 

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(via mayarashi)